Equine Lawn Service

In light of our current economic situation, I have found a solution for all of us...

The Equine Lawn Service

It requires no gas, self fertilizes, and is easy on the eyes!

That's right, just turn Senator loose in your yard and watch as he whips it into shape!

He mows...

He edges...

He weed-eats...

Even trims around fences!

As a bonus, he doubles as a stroller/couch!

WARNING:

The Equine Lawn Service is deathly afraid of trees, wind, and umbrellas (don't ask)



Have a small yard? No problem...

... check out the compact model

Call today to reserve your appointment!